this is a test to see if it’s worth using spotify to do this with or if i should just use youtube lalala
guess what I got today
MY
WHOLE
FUCKING
LIFE
uterus having fucking terrifying eyes yo
Pretty much.
Same.
wow, monthly gpoy
usually dont blog things like this but
those eyes
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Oh god for AC3
George Washington is in it
mgmgsndgsdfhnbdshb yes
But …. fandom’s going to do Washington/Connor the Assassin shipping now
noooooooooooooooooooooooo
theres going to be porn all over the interwebs

I ship Flo/Mayhem.
If it fits,it ships.
I SHIP IT.
I’M GONNA CRY.
Two insurance companies, both alike in coverage,
In fair Wall St., where we lay our scene,
From ancient financial competition break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal advertising departments of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed icons take their lives,
Whose misadventured air time overthrows
Doth with their death they merge their parents’ companies.
The fearful passage of their death-marked love
And the continuance of their parents̓ disclaimers,
Which but their icon’s end, naught could remove,
Is now the sixty second traffic of our televisions;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
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In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide.
Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible.
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a woman’s vagina.
It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women.
Initial drafts of this new legislation have already been brought before Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), and several other GOP Congressmen. It is likely to come to a vote as early as next month. If passed, tampons will no longer be available to sell or purchase, and women will have to find an alternative means to alleviate menstrual excreta.Several Democratic Congresspeople are already petitioning in dissent of this new piece of legislation, and will not give up without a fight to preserve a woman’s right to take care of her own body as she deems most effective.
So, now it’s the will of God for a woman to keep her clothes and her thighs clean during her period?
As much as I don’t like it and I disagree with it, I can understand why these people say that abortions and contraceptives are against the will of God. I can see reasoning, however many logical fallacies exist within that reasoning, behind those things. This, I just don’t understand. I don’t think I could understand it.
The way a woman handles her period has nothing to do with anybody but her and her ease when it comes to doing her laundry. I’m sorry, but have any of these men had to try and get period blood out of their underwear? Out of their pants? Or wash it off their thighs?
Just. Seriously. Go fuck yourself, guys.
I literally might throw up.
…i almost fainted at work…
Someone surely is trolling right????this has to be trolling
seriously.
Ummm…. what about those who don’t believe in God? And uhhh…. what about FREE WILL, MOTHERFUCKERS? ….. It’s my vagina. MINE.
What? I
hope this is not a real thing and is just internet fear-mongering, because that’s not a contraceptive issue but a sanitary one.
Besides how will I earn my extra cash for college without tampons? Bets on two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon is my supplemental income.
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OH HEY IT’S THE AMERICAN WAR I KNOW MOST ABOUT DO I GET TO CLAMBER AROUND REVOLUTIONARY PHILADELPHIA SINCE I LIVE HERE I CAN SAY IF THE BUILDINGS ARE CORRECT OR NOT OCTOBER MAKE HASTE MAKE HASTEAssassin’s Creed III
The…American…Civil…War….OI;WJALRNFSXCB;LKJNSEDO;FICNBKLEA;SDNFLKB;ESNDMFCL;KVBE SKLD;FMBVLK;EMSDFLC;KVBNESKLRDF;MNBLEKA;SRMDFBK;ELARSDFGBK;LM
I think thats the revolutionary war but still UDSIALGHASDIUGH3WLIGFWWH93AKAJDSAGHLIU2KLGHUDG84ALKJGFHGW3FHG6RDHYGAKDGHKSAU!!!!!
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Did you mean my life
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